Low Cholesterol but Fatter Part 1

There should be a question mark up there. For the first time in my fat life my cholesterol is within limits. ALL of them except for Triglyceride which is borderline high for the first time. Although Dr said it wasn't anything I need to worry and my cholesterol has never been better, I still have to worry for there are too many family members dying of heart attack in my family. Dr said if you really need to cut anything, cut carbo and sweets.

Me : What do you mean sweet? I don't even have a sweet tooth.

Dr: Well, you don't really need to do anything, it is still within control.

Me: Hm...(not happy), will stop eating rice dinners on weekdays..

Dr: No need diet, just moderation.

Me: I..........OMG! I just remembered I have been eating Lindt Chocolates, like a bar every week.

Dr; HOLY COW! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW....

Me: Yah, you know they have this dark chocolate with a hint of sea salt. It's really savory and it doesn't feel like a sweet snack.

Dr: NO No.... I don't know if a chocolate should taste savory but you have to stop that.

Me : OK.. I swear I will not buy it anymore. Um...what's my BP?

Dr: BP normal.

Me: What's my weight?

Dr: Mmmmmmmm 72kg.

Me: WHAT THE HELL........ what's last year's weight?

Dr: 67kg.

To be continued.......